cstia:

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

papafargo:

garashirs:

not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

Yes. Absolutely.

But please make sure it’s a sturdy roof. Roofs are one of the most dangerous places to go when doing urban exploration and a romantic outing should not end in the hospital.

ohitsjustgreg:

calvin-klein-sign-me-already:

ask-koki-kariya:

randomfandom121896-2:

ask-koki-kariya:

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

You mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

Wow I’m your biggest fan, Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome!

THE Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On Ice

trashfirefallon:

jamisings:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

trashfirefallon:

validcriticism:

trashfirefallon:

validcriticism:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

Airports are fucking weird. Like I’m dressed like it’s ‘95 drinking wine and there’s a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like they’re going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.

Update. I’m hammered.

Second update: I’m sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.

Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am

Important information: I’m fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???

Have you checked if you’re alive?

Buddy I haven’t cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.

So you’re saying there’s a chance you’re tumblring your ‘airport’ adventures from the afterlife? 

im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet

This entire thread is a big ass mood

1920? So that means either -

1: You’re the coolest 98 year old in the world.

2: You’re a time traveler who’s posting to Tumblr from the past, present, and future all at the same time.

3: You’re immortal. 

The question is - which is it?

I’ve been trying to figure that out for years tbh.

slumbermancer:

Well? Do ya?

(Source: zsnes)

classicmeevs:

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

(Source: classicmeevs)

jonbutter:

when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up

plutoyo:

i love when people say they “had a thing” with someone. were u in love? did u have sex? got slushies one time?

spork-of-humanity:

dangerbabegang:

FOOD

• Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
• grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
• different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
• some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

• Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
• sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
• Some churches offer short term residence
• Find your nearest homeless shelter
• Look for places that are open to the public
• A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

• A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
• Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
• Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
• Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
• Local beaches, go for a quick swim
• Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
• Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
• Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

• first aid kit
•  sunscreen
•  a travel alarm clock or watch
•  mylar emergency blanket
•  a backpack is a must
•  downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
•  sleeping bag
•  travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
•  swiss army knife
•  can opener

Reblog to literally save a life

baptismonfire:

hatsuneleeku:

earthdad:

this lady i work with is legitimately in love with a haunted doll and i’m freaked out

@baptismonfire

I wish them both the very best